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Battle Garden
By: Hung-Two | January 8th, 2009

I wanted to shoot things. This game delivered. Click things and they die. Let them live long enough and you’ll die. Simple.

You start with a pistol, and open the gates to the garden. Guys appear as outlines and become revealed when you shoot them. Peck that left mouse button as fast as you like because the pistol has a magical unlimited bullet factory inside it and fires once for every click. Some enemies will cry and beg for mercy. Fear not, there are plenty more where they came from. End them quickly and move on.

Eventually the punters will get the best of you and you’ll die. If you killed enough of them in a single game, you can play again with a submachine gun. Kill even more and you get a bigger submachine gun, which is somehow worse than the smaller one.

Roses are red, gardens are green. Kill him.

You might think the garden is boring and all looks the same. But since you stopped to think about it, you’d be dead. My best score is 311, beat me if you can!

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    Kunal

    “Col. Cooper’s writings slhoud be required reading before commenting about guns and their civilian deployment.”How’s this?The pistol is a defensive weapon. It is, as a weapon, a means of reacting against unexpected deadly force. That is it’s only reason for being, apart from recreation. Its capability for offensive action is poor, as its range is short, its power low and its technique difficult.–Jeff CooperThere have been stirrings of late from several sources suggesting the pistol may be an acceptable substitute for the rifle.(This is somewhat backward from the thinking that had the .30 carbine introduced as a means of remedying the perceived shortcomings of the 1911 pistol). Admittedly, handguns were put to good use by the “tunnel rats” of Viet Nam, which action also witnessed a few soldiers equip themselves with sidearms as an insurance policy against the frequent failures of the M-16/5.56 NATO combination.So too, as bangbangmedic points out, handguns are good at staying out of the way as well as keeping people out of your way but this only reinforces Clint Smith’s dictum: the pistol gives you time to increase your space, allowing you to fight your adversary from a greater distance which increases the prospect that you will emerge from the fracas with all your faculties still intact.MALTHUS

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