I wanted to shoot things. This game delivered. Click things and they die. Let them live long enough and you’ll die. Simple.
You start with a pistol, and open the gates to the garden. Guys appear as outlines and become revealed when you shoot them. Peck that left mouse button as fast as you like because the pistol has a magical unlimited bullet factory inside it and fires once for every click. Some enemies will cry and beg for mercy. Fear not, there are plenty more where they came from. End them quickly and move on.
Eventually the punters will get the best of you and you’ll die. If you killed enough of them in a single game, you can play again with a submachine gun. Kill even more and you get a bigger submachine gun, which is somehow worse than the smaller one.
Roses are red, gardens are green. Kill him.
You might think the garden is boring and all looks the same. But since you stopped to think about it, you’d be dead. My best score is 311, beat me if you can!